Yeah.
- Patrick? - Yeah, buddy?
Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
Bec...
Well...
- Patrick. - Are we dead?
No. Far from it, my friend.
We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench.
The mustaches worked!
Do you know what that means?
We are invincible!
Now that we're men We can do anything
Now that we're men We are invincible
Now that we're men We'll go to Shell City
Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs
Now that we're men
We have facial hair
Now that we're men
I change my underwear
Now that we're men We've got a manly flair
We've got the stuff We're tough enough to save the day
We never had a chance when we were kids
No! No! No!
But take a look at what the mermaid did
Yeah, go, Pat.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, go, SpongeBob.
Hooray!
Now that they're men We can't bother them
Now that they're men They have become our friends
Now that they're men There'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test And finish the quest for the crown
They'll pass the test
And finish the quest
They'll pass the test And finish the quest for the crown
"Shell City, dead ahead. "
We did it, Pat!
We made it past everything!
Even the hideous, disgusting monsters.
Not you guys.
You guys are awesome!
Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.
- Now that we're men... - Finally.
I got you right where I want you.
Can I help you with something, sir?
Name's Dennis.
I've been hired to exterminate you.
You're gonna exterminate us?
Listen, junior,
you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today,
so I'm gonna let you off with a warning.
Step aside, and you won't have to feel
the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
You mean these?
I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
They were fake?
Of course they were fake!
This is what a real mustache looks like.
- Is he a mermaid? - All right. Enough gab.
What are you gonna do to us?
Plankton was very specific.
Plankton?
For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Step on us?
Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
Perhaps I've said too much.
That's a big boot.
Don't worry.
This will only hurt a lot.
I love this job!
- Bigger boot! - Wait, Pat.
This bigger boot saved our lives.
Thank you, stranger.
Stranger?
It's the Cyclops!
Help us! Help us!
Save us, someone!
Are we dead?
I don't think so.
Artificially colored rocks?
I don't know where we are.
What is this?
It's some kind of wall of psychic energy.
No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
Hey, there's some fish folk.
- Hey, over here! - Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys!
- You guys, hey! Help! - Hey! Help!
- A little help here! We're stuck in this... - Help us out of the tank!
Wait a second.
Those fish are dead.
What's he gonna do with us?
Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture.
Glue? Google eyes?
He's making a humorous diorama of...
...Alexander Clam Bell?
Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks.
And I think we're next.
- You think so? - Patrick! No!
The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.
Tell me about it.
This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
You mean we're not gonna
Get the crown, save the town And Mr. Krabs?
I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy.
- Thanks. - Don't mention it.
Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
You mean that we're attractive?
No, that we're just kids.
A couple of kids in way over their heads.
We were doomed from the start.
I mean, look at us.
We didn't even come close to the crown.
We let everybody down.
We failed.
Shell City.
Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Shell City.
Exactly, buddy.
Yeah, the place we never got to.
Shell City.
Okay, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
No, look at the sign.
"Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries. "
Shell City is a gift shop?
But if this is Shell City, then where's the...?
- Crown. - Crown.
Neptune's crown.
This is Shell City.
Pat, we did make it.
Yeah, I guess we did.
We did all right for a couple of goofballs.
I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
That's the end of SpongeBob.
Come here, you.
Shut up and look at the screen.
The bird's right. Look.
It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
Hey, we're alive.
- Let's get that crown. - Right.
On three, Patrick. Ready? One, two, three.
Hey, it's lighter than I thought.
What's happening?
I don't know. Look!
Come on, Patrick.
Let's get this crown back to Bikini Bottom.
- Do you still have that bag of winds? - I sure do.
Here you go.
What?
Nothing. Nothing.
Okay, let's go over the instructions.
Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. "
- Okay. - "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "
- Right. - "Step three:
Remove string from bag, releasing the winds. "
Check.
Well, that seems simple enough.
Point bag away from home, feet firmly on ground,
pull string, releasing the winds.
All right, let's do it for real.
SpongeBob?
- No, no, stop! - I was bad, I'm sorry!
- Please, bag. - I'm sorry, I just thought...
It was a mistake!
Oh, no. How will we ever get back to Bikini Bottom now?
I can take you there.
- Who are you? - I'm David Hasselhoff.
- Hooray! - Hooray!
So where's your boat?
Boat?
- Go, Hasselhoff. - Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
Well, Krabs, you know what today is?
Sorry about this, calendar.
March 14.
Wait, that's not right.
It should say "The day that Krabs fries. "
Guess who's here.
Hooray for Hasselhoff! Nothing can stop us now.
Unidentified object off the hindquarters.
It looks like...
...bigger boot.
But how?
Dennis!
Did you miss me?
This is the best seat in the house.
All right, Neptune, let's get it on.
Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up,
and it is time for you to die.
Please, I didn't do it.
There is nothing else I can do.
You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.
Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time...
What? Mindy, will you butt out.
I won't have you stalling this execution.
Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
- Yes, you are. - No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.
- I'm stalling. - Yes.
- Stalling? - Stalling!
- Stalling. - Stalling!
Oh, boy.
Now, where were we?
- Patrick, run. - No.
I'm tired of running.
If we run now, we'll never stop...
Run, SpongeBob!
Take it easy back there, fellas.
SpongeBob, be careful.
Come on, kid, give it up.
Dennis always gets his man.
Never!
Yeah! I did it!
You got guts, kid.
Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
I don't know what Plankton's paying you,
but if you let us go, I can make it worth your while.
It's gonna take a lot more than 5...
- What is this? - That, sir, is five Goober dollars.
Legal tender at any participating Goofy Goober...
I got bubbles. Fun at parties.
My eyes.
I got you, SpongeBob.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks a lot.
That's it.
I'm through messing around.
See you later, fools.
See you.
So you think...
...I'm...
...stalling.
Where am I, in Crazytown?
I have had enough of this nonsense!
You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done.
- But, Daddy... - Now!
No, no, no!
Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are, you better hurry.
Okay, fellas, this is where you get off. Bikini Bottom's directly below.
But we'll never be able to float down in time.
Who said anything about floating?
- Initiating launch sequence. - What the...?
- Did you see that? - The control.
All hands on deck.
Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
- No. - Yes.
...six, five...
...for you...
- No. - Yes.
...three, two...
...to fry. - No.
- Yes. - ... one.
No!
You done good, Hasselhoff. You done...
Hooray! We made it.
We made it.
My crown.
My beautiful crown!
SpongeBob? Patrick? I knew you could do it.
Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
Sorry to rain on your parade, Plankton.
Oh, don't worry about me.
My parade shall be quite dry under my umbrella!
Umbrella?
Daddy, no.
Daddy, yes.
All hail Plankton.
All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
SpongeBob, what happened?
- Plankton cheated. - Cheated?
Hold on there, baldy.
Oh, grow up.
What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground?
You never had a chance to defeat me, fool.
And you know why?
Because you cheated?
No, not because I cheated. Because I'm an evil genius.
And you're just a kid.
A stupid kid.
I guess you're right, Plankton. I am just a kid.
Of course I'm right. Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
And you know, I've been through a lot in the past six days,
five minutes, 27-and-a-half seconds.
And if I've learned anything during that time,
it's that you are who you are.
- That's right. Okay, Neptune... - And no amount of mermaid magic...
...or managerial promotion...
...or some other third thing...
...can make me anything more than what I really am inside:
- A kid. - That's great.
- Now, get back against the wall. - But that's okay.
- What? What's going on? - Because I did
what everyone said a kid couldn't do.
I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops,
and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back.
- All right, we get the point. - So, yeah, I'm a kid.
And I'm also a goofball. And a wing nut.
And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
- What's going on here? - But most of all, I'm...
- Okay, settle down. Take it easy. - I'm... I'm...
What the scallop?!
I'm a Goofy Goober
You're a Goofy Goober
We're all Goofy Goobers
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober
Put your toys away Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play I say no way
- No way! - No, no freaking way
I'm a kid, you say When you say I'm a kid
I say, "Say it again" And then I say thanks
- Thanks! - Thank you very much
So if you're thinking That you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try The kid inside will set you free
I'm a Goofy Goober
What's happening?
His dance moves are impressive, but I'm in control.
- Seize him! - All hail Plankton.
I'm free. I've been freed!
What?
No!
My precious helmets!
His chops are too righteous.
The helmets can't handle this level of rock 'n' roll.
Karen, do something.
Karen?
All right, that's the last straw.
Neptune, I command you to...
- Here you go, Daddy. - I better get out of here.
Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
Out of my way, fools.
Come on, I was just kidding.
Come on, you guys knew that, didn't you?
With the helmets and the big monuments...
Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
I will destroy all of you!
Well, Mindy, I have to admit, you were right.
Your compassion for these sea creatures
proved a most admirable trait.
Without it, I would have never again seen my beloved crown.
I think you're going to make a fine ruler of the sea one day.
- Now, let's go home. - Daddy,
haven't you forgotten something?
What? Oh, yeah.
Eugene Krabs, I forgot to unfreeze you.
What the...?
I guess I had it set to "real boy" ending.
Oh, I'm sorry for falsely freezing you, Krabs.
And may I say, sir, you are a very lucky fellow
to have in your employ such a brave, faithful
and heroic young lad.
- Where is he, anyway? - I'm up here.
I'm on it.
Go to him now, Krabs. Embrace him.
SpongeBob, me boy, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
That's a mistake I won't make again.
Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve.
And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something
that I should've done six days ago.
Mr. Squidward, front and center, please.
I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin.
I couldn't agree more, sir.
Hooray for SpongeBob!
Wait a second, everybody.
There's something I need to say first.
I just don't know how to put it.
I think I know what it is.
After going on your life-changing journey,
you now realize you don't want what you thought you wanted.
What you really wanted was inside you all along.
Are you crazy? I was just gonna tell you that your fly is down.
Manager! This is the greatest day of my life!
You know, David Hasselhoff is a great artist.
Excuse me, sir.
You folks have to leave.
What? Say that again, if you dare.
You folks have to leave.
Okay.